Attention, bad Rap Song

Hallo!
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Ich, Kirstin, 28 Jahre, habe meinen PhD abgebrochen im Süden um wieder zurück in meine Studiumsstadt zu kehren und dort statt dessen mit Algorithmen und so tolle Sachen vorher zu sagen. Ich freue mich so dermaßen darauf!!!!
Ich gehe gerne tanzen, mache Musik (in Zimmerlautstärke), ab und zu Sport und suche nach einer WG, die sich politisch tendenziell links befindet. Ich habe sogar extra einen Rap Song geschrieben. Manche Leute behaupten, dass ich den vom Fresh Prince of Bel Air geklaut habe.


Now, this is a story all about how
I return to B after a year spent down (=south Germany)
And I'd like to take a minute
To sit right there
I'll tell you how I found a job in a town called BER

In the south of Hesse born and raised
On the Bolzplatz was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And swapping some Diddle outside of the school
When a beautiful guy that I found pretty good
Asked me to come with him to the Kreuzberg neighborhood
We got in one little fight, same time my bestie looked for a place
I said 'Marcella’s movin' in with me and we have a girls WG'

Life was fun and easy day after day
But reality kicked in cause there were no jobs on the way
I gave my homies a kiss and then got me a ticket.
‘I gonna do a PhD at KIT’ I said, 'I might as well kick it'.

Elite University, yo this is bad
Drinking Tannenzäpfle out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Baden- Württemberg living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the queen of Moliere (diagramm… that’s a thermodynamics thingy)

Well, in Karlsruhe now I soon found out
From my profession off chemistry I need to get out
I ain't trying to work in Pharma at all
I just wanna become a programmer
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I asked friends and the internet for help me find a Job
And I found one in a small Berlin start up
If anything I could say that this chance was win
So I took it and am heading back home to Berlin

Can I pull up to your house about at 7 or 8?
I can also come when you have time… earlier or later
Lemme look at your kingdom
And lemme also stay there
To hang out and pay rent as your new roommate, yeah!