Friendly, Freshly Renovated, Spacious, and Central: Join our Flatshare!

Hey you! Are you looking for the BEST flatshare on this side of the Danube? Well... that’s probably not us but buckle up buttercup- we’ll give it a shot!

About us:
With a combined height of 368 you’d be amazed by how little space we take up. Aged 27 and 24, we strike a perfect *hand pinch* balance between feeling like we should be investing in the stock market and getting absolutely obliterated on jungle juice (in moderation!). But don’t worry, we’re real, professional, humans too- both brought to Wien in dogged pursuit of our shared dream to earn a “phd” in hopes of filling the void in our hearts.

Bahti is the older and shorter one. He is a loud friendly American who loves cooking, juggling, and acroyoga. Like a dog, he WILL look at you beggingly if he smells you are cooking something good. Unlike a dog he promises to never have any “accidents” on the rug. He moved here from London and before that New York and has somehow managed to make that his entire personality. He wants to be a plant dad but is still figuring out the subtle art of not killing every house plant. He’s got a long distance girlfriend so is often away for long periods of time.
Vova is an easy-going lad from the resilient city of Kharkiv, Ukraine, who does math for a living and still can’t believe he gets paid for it. He spends his free time rolling dice, casting MtG spells, shooting hoops, throwing punches, and drawing spooky things. Minimalist at heart, this man only needs two pieces of furniture to exist. Certified 0% psycho (it’s all bottled up in there).

We’re both house trained: we all have respect for each other’s needs and are considerate. We're super chill - feel free to lay around the house hungover- we won’t judge! (unless it's 4 days in a row, in which case, maybe sort your life out.) We're often busy pretending to work, but easily distracted. We will never say no to a gym session

Did you notice something different about this advert? Bingo! We have somehow failed to learn German after two years of living in Austria! *awkward, I know*. Wanna help teach us? Wanna phone your mom to loudly complain about us? The best we’ll be able to do is enthusiastically nod and smile!

About you:
Can you tolerate two grown men seriously discussing whether the Fibonacci sequence can predict the length of a hot dog? Do you occasionally ponder deep philosophical questions, like whether a bear or a gorilla would win in a fight? Did the mention of “hot dog” make you smirk a little bit? Yes? Amazing! We’re practically soul mates! No? Us neither, we would never!

Got a sad story about work? Us too! Let’s split that bottle of wine and vent.
Got some friends? Bring them over! We love meeting new people, and we want you to make this space your own.
Want some alone time? No worries, we have work to pretend to do anyways! You won’t hear a peep from us, we are literally ghosts

If you’ve made it this far in our horseshit ADHD roller coaster of an advert we are probably a good match. Be brave! Shoot a flare, send your messenger pigeon, or even a paper airplane with your number scribbled on it – we're not picky. We're just two guys, standing in front of the internet, asking it to love us back.