Studio flat from Feb/March long-term, near Landsberger Allee S-Bahn

Please don't send copy-paste messages, you're supposed to carefully read the whole ad before you write me a message.

1-room apartment (studio flat) available long-term for €785/month in F-hain, right near the border with P-berg. Fully furnished, with a fully equipped kitchenette, a new bed and mattress (not pictured) and new wardrobe (not pictured), as well as cool Harman/Kardon speakers for your laptop.

PLEASE NOTE: the biggest drawback of this flat is that THERE IS NO WASHING MACHINE and no space to install a normal one. You will have to take your dirty laundry to the ‘WASH BOX’ on Boxhagener Str (within biking distance or 2 tram stops) or to the ‘SB Waschsalon’ near Samariterstr U-bahn. If you feel that's an issue for you, please just ignore this ad.

Viewings will be Jan 9 - Jan 11 (please in your first message let me know which day and timeslot you prefer).
Please mention password ‘fidelio’ so that i know you’ve read the whole ad, especially the bit about the absence of a washing machine. In your msg please tell me HOW LONG YOU NEED THE FLAT FOR and include some relevant info about yourself (what job you have, etc). To increase your chances of getting a quick reply from me, please also include your Facebook profile (if you have one that more or less shows what kind of person you are). LinkedIn profiles are also welcome. Thanks.

No pets! Seriously.